Our sincere condolences to Carlos Silva who was released by the Cubs recently. You're ERA is still under a 8.53 in my heart.
Sorry you really blow
Monday, March 28, 2011
77 Days To Go...
PLEASE anything will help! Just 635 dollars to go! Make a ten dollar contribution! Get a piece of a rare pokeman.
It's Called ART
Here it is! A new official music video that will surely capture your soul. The footage is actually taken from a religious music video I did last year put to the song. I honestly HATE it but Adam and Brian seem to get a kick out of it. Adam owes me a soda.
I don't know why there is five extra mins of darkness but it's art. Deal with it, you uncultured swine.
ALSO, we're playing at bowling alley this Friday! Bring your bowling ball and Big Lebowski references.
WEBSITE: http://www.capitolbowl4fun.com/
Photo by Cheri Musrasrik
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Our Thank Yous and Apoligizies
Thank you to the following wondering people *blows kisses into blog*:
The Myonics
Violent Hour
Sound Guy Josh
and you, the American public for coming to see us
Our next show will be in West Sacramento in a bowling ally at April 1st. Don't forget... if you mark that frame a 1 you'll be entering a world of pain (HAHAHAHA!! Bowling humor! Get it?! Get it?!)
Also, I want to say that I'm so sorry to Bartolo Colon for not making the Yankee's rotation. Though I'm not a Yankees fan (GO A's) I have to say that I wanted to see the big man make a come back as a starter and not as a bullpen dude. Don't fret my pudgy friend, at least the mound will be warm when you get out there for the strikes.
The Myonics
Violent Hour
Sound Guy Josh
and you, the American public for coming to see us
Our next show will be in West Sacramento in a bowling ally at April 1st. Don't forget... if you mark that frame a 1 you'll be entering a world of pain (HAHAHAHA!! Bowling humor! Get it?! Get it?!)
Also, I want to say that I'm so sorry to Bartolo Colon for not making the Yankee's rotation. Though I'm not a Yankees fan (GO A's) I have to say that I wanted to see the big man make a come back as a starter and not as a bullpen dude. Don't fret my pudgy friend, at least the mound will be warm when you get out there for the strikes.
I know that's a Red Sox jersey you idiot.
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Oliver Perez Got The Job!
REMEMBER SPACE CADETS!
We're playing the Retox Lounge this Friday with our godmother's The Myonics and Violet Hour! Starts at 8:00 so uhhhhhhh don't screw this up.
Also, congratulations to Oliver Perez who ended up getting a job; signing a minor league deal with the Washington Nationals. It looks like someone does still love you out there. Much luck to you and we hope you can throw them fastballs again (but uhhhhhhh don't screw this up).
We're playing the Retox Lounge this Friday with our godmother's The Myonics and Violet Hour! Starts at 8:00 so uhhhhhhh don't screw this up.
Also, congratulations to Oliver Perez who ended up getting a job; signing a minor league deal with the Washington Nationals. It looks like someone does still love you out there. Much luck to you and we hope you can throw them fastballs again (but uhhhhhhh don't screw this up).
He got the sun... kinda
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Return of the MacK Attack (MARK MORRISON REFERENCE)
HEY DUDE
Everyday, you walk down those streets of downtown SF and you're constantly bothered by those donation hippies in yellow, green, and/or blue asking for your credit card to save the rain forest, starving kids or stop governments from completely ruling your life (too late for that). You tell these people nicely to fuck off because you don't have the means of a working career to give freedom some money.
"What did those starving kids, who are about to die from the burning rain forest in Peru that American hates gay marriage, do to deserve my bank account?"
That's a good question. The answer is that you should put your tips and lose coins aside for our new vinyl. Be the 2nd person to get a MP3 thingy first ($5) or be the 5th person to own the damn thing ($10). How about be the first person to be immortalize forever by having their name printed on the finest inks and cardboards that the record will be embodied in ($50). Think about it, that's like that one Russian rich woman who paid her way to go to space or some shit like that.
DO IT: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/symbolickjews/the-symbolick-jews-on-wax
YES WE CAN TOUR WINTER TAKES ALL EPISODE 2
SYNOPSIS:
We make the transition from laying the finishing touches to birthing a song. One thing I've notice about Adam is that the melody is always playing. He already wants to write the next album and has ideas to layer upon ideas presented by other members of the band. This episode not only showcases a typical band practice and the preparation of the road performances, but also displays the collaborative energy of the band.
Also, there is no footage of the first show Symbolick Jews played on tour. The only remaining proof that Sym Jews were even in Monterrey is the recorded footage of the band shown here. (I think their called Bitches In A Kitchen or some crap like that)
Everyday, you walk down those streets of downtown SF and you're constantly bothered by those donation hippies in yellow, green, and/or blue asking for your credit card to save the rain forest, starving kids or stop governments from completely ruling your life (too late for that). You tell these people nicely to fuck off because you don't have the means of a working career to give freedom some money.
"What did those starving kids, who are about to die from the burning rain forest in Peru that American hates gay marriage, do to deserve my bank account?"
That's a good question. The answer is that you should put your tips and lose coins aside for our new vinyl. Be the 2nd person to get a MP3 thingy first ($5) or be the 5th person to own the damn thing ($10). How about be the first person to be immortalize forever by having their name printed on the finest inks and cardboards that the record will be embodied in ($50). Think about it, that's like that one Russian rich woman who paid her way to go to space or some shit like that.
DO IT: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/symbolickjews/the-symbolick-jews-on-wax
YES WE CAN TOUR WINTER TAKES ALL EPISODE 2
SYNOPSIS:
We make the transition from laying the finishing touches to birthing a song. One thing I've notice about Adam is that the melody is always playing. He already wants to write the next album and has ideas to layer upon ideas presented by other members of the band. This episode not only showcases a typical band practice and the preparation of the road performances, but also displays the collaborative energy of the band.
Also, there is no footage of the first show Symbolick Jews played on tour. The only remaining proof that Sym Jews were even in Monterrey is the recorded footage of the band shown here. (I think their called Bitches In A Kitchen or some crap like that)
P.S. If you paid attention to the last episode, there's a new song for the new record (FUCK! OOPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSAAAAAUHOPPPPSOOOSP! NO ARRRGGG OPPS)
Oliver Perez... We Will Miss You
Hey there Stan Lee fans,
Now that daddy is home, it's back to rocking in the discounted world. We have a show at the Retox Lounge this Friday (March 25th) with our cousins once removed, The Myonics, and fellow rock lobsters, Violet Hour. Then it's off to our state's capital once again but this time at the 300 Room Lounge at 900 W Capitol Ave. in West Sacramento with Ask Fredrick and Nobeatings FromHolly. That's April 1st so if you didn't get opening tickets to the Oakland A's game that day then you should go bowling with us (HINT HINT).
If you haven't been to our dumb band camp lately (luckily cuz you already downloaded everything we made within the turn of the century) there is a preview for Slave To Love
For those who didn't care reading (because you're a complete moron) I have left to another state to repair problems with my addiction of love. Very good news: I did not contract Valley Fever! The bad news is that I did not cure myself of my love addiction. However, it shouldn't be looked at as bad news anymore for I have accepted the love of myself, others, and my urge to tug-and-pull.
Now that daddy is home, it's back to rocking in the discounted world. We have a show at the Retox Lounge this Friday (March 25th) with our cousins once removed, The Myonics, and fellow rock lobsters, Violet Hour. Then it's off to our state's capital once again but this time at the 300 Room Lounge at 900 W Capitol Ave. in West Sacramento with Ask Fredrick and Nobeatings FromHolly. That's April 1st so if you didn't get opening tickets to the Oakland A's game that day then you should go bowling with us (HINT HINT).
If you haven't been to our dumb band camp lately (luckily cuz you already downloaded everything we made within the turn of the century) there is a preview for Slave To Love
Check that shit out or you are a stupid loser
P.S. I would want to say so sorry to Oliver Perez who has been released by the Mets Monday. Dry your tears, we'll always have 2004.
Sorry you suck now =(
Saturday, March 19, 2011
Confession Time: Dave Chappelle Was In Sacramento (DUDE)
In 2005, Dave Chappelle flew down to South Africa before the third season of The Chappelle Show started. Comedy Central said it was because Chappelle had caught a flu. However, Chappelle told Opera that it was because he was stressed out. There were rumors that he was on some drug retreat, but Chappelle put these rumors to rest saying it was a "spiritul retreat".
I bet all ya'll thought this blog was a flippin' gimmick to just to get hot babes or some shit but guess what DINGLEBARRIES. Wrong again (like everything you've done so far in your life). I have been on a spiritul, rehab, bussiness, field trip to Arizona. To tell you the truth... I'm actually addicted to love. My intervention was last week, and it resulted in half the band crying and me accepting help. I am doing an OK job of not touching myself so far. I have rid myself of the Internet and porn (thus why the lack of blogging). But as you can see I'm updating the blog from an iPod touch I've stolen from a kid I kicked the living crap out of. That's why this blog entry blows balls. Let me tell ya that typing on this piece of crap is a pain in the ass. Only means I'm not really cured. So, I'm sorry for being a slave to love and my left hand.
Speaking of slave and masturbation, our kickstarter has offical been accepted. Adam did a cool video to get you people pumped for Sym Jews on wax.
Click on that shit Now:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/symbolickjews/the-symbolick-jews-on-wax
Or just copy and paste that shit.
As I type this, the rest of the band is tearing it up at a housewarming show. Do daddy proud guys. Do daddy proud.
I bet all ya'll thought this blog was a flippin' gimmick to just to get hot babes or some shit but guess what DINGLEBARRIES. Wrong again (like everything you've done so far in your life). I have been on a spiritul, rehab, bussiness, field trip to Arizona. To tell you the truth... I'm actually addicted to love. My intervention was last week, and it resulted in half the band crying and me accepting help. I am doing an OK job of not touching myself so far. I have rid myself of the Internet and porn (thus why the lack of blogging). But as you can see I'm updating the blog from an iPod touch I've stolen from a kid I kicked the living crap out of. That's why this blog entry blows balls. Let me tell ya that typing on this piece of crap is a pain in the ass. Only means I'm not really cured. So, I'm sorry for being a slave to love and my left hand.
Speaking of slave and masturbation, our kickstarter has offical been accepted. Adam did a cool video to get you people pumped for Sym Jews on wax.
Click on that shit Now:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/symbolickjews/the-symbolick-jews-on-wax
Or just copy and paste that shit.
As I type this, the rest of the band is tearing it up at a housewarming show. Do daddy proud guys. Do daddy proud.
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