In 2005, Dave Chappelle flew down to South Africa before the third season of The Chappelle Show started. Comedy Central said it was because Chappelle had caught a flu. However, Chappelle told Opera that it was because he was stressed out. There were rumors that he was on some drug retreat, but Chappelle put these rumors to rest saying it was a "spiritul retreat".
I bet all ya'll thought this blog was a flippin' gimmick to just to get hot babes or some shit but guess what DINGLEBARRIES. Wrong again (like everything you've done so far in your life). I have been on a spiritul, rehab, bussiness, field trip to Arizona. To tell you the truth... I'm actually addicted to love. My intervention was last week, and it resulted in half the band crying and me accepting help. I am doing an OK job of not touching myself so far. I have rid myself of the Internet and porn (thus why the lack of blogging). But as you can see I'm updating the blog from an iPod touch I've stolen from a kid I kicked the living crap out of. That's why this blog entry blows balls. Let me tell ya that typing on this piece of crap is a pain in the ass. Only means I'm not really cured. So, I'm sorry for being a slave to love and my left hand.
Speaking of slave and masturbation, our kickstarter has offical been accepted. Adam did a cool video to get you people pumped for Sym Jews on wax.
Click on that shit Now:
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/symbolickjews/the-symbolick-jews-on-wax
Or just copy and paste that shit.
As I type this, the rest of the band is tearing it up at a housewarming show. Do daddy proud guys. Do daddy proud.
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