He Got The Job: The Symbolick Jews Can Also Do Winning

Adam getting a boner for Saturday's show

Thank you Sac-town to your wonderful support! *Blows kisses onto blog*

Thanks to Happy Medium, Casey Chisholm and Doofy Doo for sharing the stage!

Thanks to The Hub for even putting up with our crap in the first place!

I realize that no one really likes reading shit. Thus why twitter exist. We fast-pace human beings can not sit down for a few mins and read shit. Kanye West has proven this. Why go into detail about why you hate Persian Rugs when you can just build up the mystery why you even said it in the first place? Making your legacy grew into five more pages for your book.

With that all said here's a cliff note version of what went down (as well as dumb stupid pictures from a digital camera. I don't apologize for leaving the date stamp on there.):

Aggressive driving

Angry drivers

Gas stops

Pee breaks

Wrong turns

Jimboys

Whisky

Grand entrences

Fog machines

Strobes

Safeway runs

Fly swag